The dictionary of words that are not real.

A lot of people don't understand what I say...

So David and I decided that it was time to start putting together a dictionary of words that we say that are completelly pointless and often confusing? Shneh.

 

Anklebutt

(An-kel-bu-tt)

The striking of someone/something with your ankle (see also -butt)

 

ARGOK

(Arr-Go-k)

The second largest general-goods retailer in the United Kingdom and Republic of Ireland. Argok is unique (excluding argos) amongst major retailers in the U.K. because its primary means of displaying goods to customers is via a catalogue. It is composed of mostly Gok Wan merchendise.

 

Barry Chuckle

(Bar-ree Chuck-el)

1) an English actor and the brother of Paul Chuckle, both made famous in the TV show 'Chucklevision'.

2) a common computer virus currently spreading rapidly through most of the U.K. under the alias of 'XD' in the internet messaging program MSN

3) To be Barry Chuckled - (See Kababbed.)

 

Berlum blum

(Ber-Lum-Blum)

1) The sound of a professional harpist.

2) The sound David will have to make when he pretends he can play the harp

 

-butt

(bu-tt)

The correct suffix to be added to the end of any part of your body that has been struck against something or someone.

 

Chnge

(ch-un-j)

1) A common type error of "change"

2) A vagina

 

Chugger

(Chu-ger)

Charity mugger. I think those two words suffice.

 

Crop

(Crr-o-p)

1)  it hurts to poo.

2) A mixture of chronic and crap.

 

Diachron

(Die-a-cron)

1) An abbreviation of Diachronic

2) A Penis

 

Diachronic Chnge

(Die-a-cron-ik-ch-un-j)

1) The mistype of "Diachronic Change" in an English Language lesson on computers.

2) Sexual intercourse between people with a chnge and a diachron. (see chnge and diachron)

 

Donkey-Crumpet

(Don-kee-crum-pit)

1) An american pancake

2) A  trigonometric identity can also be written as 1/Dog2x + 12.4Dukx

 

Effin-Jeffin

(Ef-in Jef-in)

Swearing when children are around

 

Electivities

(Elect-iv-it-ee-s)

electrical items

 

Exceeedingly productive

(x-seeeeeed-ing-lee pro-duck-tiv)

The motto of the week 03/12/09

 

Facebutt

Fay-s-bu-tt

1) The social networking site for possessed bottoms.

2) The striking of someone/something with your face (see also Anklebutt)

 

Kababbed

(Ca-Bab-d)

1) computer crash/freeze/overload/mood swing/total refusal to co-operate

3) To have majorly fucked up.

2) To be barry chuckled. (See Barry Chuckle)

 

Perderphile

(Per-der-file)

1) To be a perverted peadophile.

2) to say "You big fat gaylord."

 

Smaaaaall Dog, A

(A Sm-aaaalllllllll Do-g)

The correct item to put on a shopping list when unsure what else to put

 

Testifresh

(Test-ee-fresh)

Male health product with the most fantastic packaging in the world. Voted number one in inotivity.

 

That's not my name

(That-snot-m-i nay-m)

1. The correct answer to be given when stumped in an argument or conversation

2. the correct answer to any question you are unable to answer

 

Wee Wee Land

(We-we Lan-d)

The place where all wee's go.