The dictionary of words that are not real.

A lot of people don't understand what I say...

So David and I decided that it was time to start putting together a dictionary of words that we say that are completelly pointless and often confusing? Shneh.

ARGOK

(Arr-Go-k)

The second largest general-goods retailer in the United Kingdom and Republic of Ireland. Argok is unique (excluding argos) amongst major retailers in the U.K. because its primary means of displaying goods to customers is via a catalogue. It is composed of mostly Gok Wan merchendise.

Barry Chuckle

(Bar-ree Chuck-el)

1) an English actor and the brother of Paul Chuckle, both made famous in the TV show 'Chucklevision'.

2) a common computer virus currently spreading rapidly through most of the U.K. under the alias of 'XD' in the internet messaging program MSN

3) To be Barry Chuckled - See Kababbed.

Chugger

(Chu-ger)

Charity mugger. I think those two words suffice.

Crop

(Crr-o-p)

1)  it hurts to poo.

2) A mixture of chronic and crap.

Effin-Jeffin

(Ef-in Jef-in)

Swearing when children are around

Electivities

(Elect-iv-it-ee-s)

electrical items

Kababbed

(Ca-Bab-d)

1) computer crash/freeze/overload/mood swing/total refusal to co-operate

3) To have majorly fucked up.

2) To be barry chuckled. See Barry Chuckle

Perderphile

(Per-der-file)

1) To be a perverted peadophile.

2) to say "You big fat gaylord."

Testifresh

(Test-ee-fresh)

Male health product with the most fantastic packaging in the world. Voted number one in inotivity.

That's not my name

(That-snot-m-i nay-m)

1. The correct answer to be given when stumped in an argument or conversation

2. the crorrect answer to any question you are unable to answer

Wee Wee Land

(We-we Lan-d)

The place where all wee's go.